Bark.
My owner left a bunch of rotten food in the trash can, so I did what I had to do.
Once he and my girl owner left, I knocked that can down, tore apart every single item in the garbage, and scattered it all throughout the house. I scored some rotten bananas and got to finish off a half-eaten yogurt cup.
Then I took a breather inside the trash can, but my owner came home and made me get out of the trash can and called me a mother fucker.
So rude.
